Overclocked (22059) - funny-quotes

"I just realized that the word sticker came from "Stick 'Er"" - Zach

Why are you discording the discord? - Alex (edited)

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Pardon the poor quality, discord sizes

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What is it?

a render of the horse

Oh

7:47 PM

that is not right!

2

Cursed

EXACTLY!

Alex

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so cute

Why did you chones it? (edited)

“Out of all the colors you could have chones” @seth (edited)

“Aww, I came for arson” - @Alex

5:26 PM

“ES!” - @Zach (edited)

“20/20 from 80/20 in 2020” many people, I can’t remember anymore

“What if we put baby doll hands…” “That is not a choince!” - @seth @Sue

6:54 PM

My sense of vocabulary after these meetings

“Alex, we’re in Europe now!” - @Zach

“Furst tech challenge”

“Robot fesign ideas”

12:06 PM

“Cheese”

"Were you enjoying your criming?" (edited)

5:51 PM

"No criming."

5:54 PM

"We are ingenuines".

5:56 PM

Something along the lines of "Major criming is a good hobby!"

"That is his major criming."

"when in doubt, use monday.com" - Zach

“Brick is my favorite color“ - @Lucas

"When I changed it, it changed." - @Zach

"Sink project with Gradle files."

"Choinces of crime!"

“RTX 3080 REV Control Hub”

“Business carbs”

"We're all just slime" (edited)

"Why aren't squares called quadangles?" (edited)

“Losing is for losers”

“So don’t”

"Other teams are good we are just better"

“Remember, we need to graciously and professionally punch them in the face.”

“cursified”

"you can't have any backdoors if there's no doors in the first place" @Alex

"AaAAaaaaAaAaAAAAaaaAAAAAaAAaaaaAaAAAAaAaAAAaAAaaAaaaaaAAaAAaAAaaAAAAaaAAaAaAaAaAAAAaaaaaAAaaAAAaaAAAAaAAaAaaaaaAAAaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaAaAAAaaaaaaaAaAAAaaaAAAAAaaAAAaAa" - Alex (edited)

"Let me just hack into the mainframe real quick... aggressive typing Access denied! Let me try the back door... aggressive typing continues"

"Just try typing" - @Sue

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

11:01 AM

hello (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

11:01 AM

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

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"I'll acquire uranium"

“Excuse me president Biden, can we have a nuclear bomb?”

"Baking soda would work, but these folks are are after nuclear waste!"

"Saturday: Nuclear waste, bring it!" @seth

"Excuse me, why are we outreaching to Chernobyl? Don't know, gotta ask Jacob."

“Let’s buy it”

"We are going to use the excess radiation to shoot cancer beams at our opponents!"

seth

"We are going to use the excess radiation to shoot cancer beams at our opponents!"

My mom said "that might not be FTC approved" (edited)

Zach

My mom said "that might not be FTC approved" (edited)

If it's not in the ftc rule book yet we will make them add it

seth

If it's not in the ftc rule book yet we will make them add it

And put our names down in history!

Isaiah

And put our names down in history!

Just imagine the new ftc teams reading "no nuclear power"

Wifi Any% - @Zach (edited)

We didn't ask you for money, we asked you for your soul @Alex

"I'm not connected to the Stupid Network" @Alex

“MAKE A DONUT ISIAH, MAKE A DONUT!” - @Zach

"How do I get good at things?" @Sue "Get good" @Alex

“D O N U T S”

I don't want to join a cult!

But you're already in one

"Needham? No, I don't needham" - @seth

5:46 PM

“Organizing code? Why would you want to do that? - @Alex (edited)

"Have you tried restarting your homework?" - @Zach (edited)

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“If you don’t know the lyrics, read” @myarosemary (edited)

5:20 PM

“Read the speakers” @seth (edited)

5:22 PM

“What if Groundhog Day, except it’s FTC” @Isaiah basically

5:23 PM

“I would start blowing stuff up” @seth

5:23 PM

“So you remember the uranium we…” @Max

Zach

“What if Groundhog Day, except it’s FTC” @Isaiah basically

“No!” @Zach

5:29 PM

"A lot of criming" - @seth

5:31 PM

"...and you told me tomorrow!" @Alex

"Imma need a new land lord" @seth

"It's uncomfortable sitting in the chair upside down" @Alex

5:33 PM

"Can I buy that chair for 30 clockencoin?" @Max

"Once our team has too much money and we don't know what to do with it," @Alex "HA-" @seth

"Our current error becomes our past error" - @Zach

"Is this a dream?" @Lucas "No its a nightmare" @Max

7:28 PM

"Why do you have an elephant folder?" @Lucas

“Why don’t you have an elephant folder?” @Alex

"Why do you have an elephant folder?" “Why don’t you have an elephant folder?” Can I use these out of context without credit

7:36 PM

“We’re programmers! We don’t do math, we write complicated programs to do math for us!”

"Alright milk-loafers" - @Sue

"konstant" @Zach (edited)

Max

"konstant" @Zach (edited)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konstanz

Konstanz

Konstanz (US: , German: [ˈkɔnstants] (listen), locally: [ˈkɔnʃtants] (listen); also written as Constance in English) is a university city with approximately 83,000 inhabitants located at the western end of Lake Constance in the south of Germany. The city houses the University of Konstanz and was the residence of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Kon...

10:36 AM

"Hey, it's PID time" @Zach

"Ok, my computer isn't going to blow up" @seth

"Professional graciousisilism..." @Jeff

“AES-65536, here we come” @Zach

5:28 PM

“Solar eclipses on demand!” @Zach

“Guys, what do you think about building a Dyson sphere to power the robot?” (edited)

Max

“Guys, what do you think about building a Dyson sphere to power the robot?” (edited)

“I don’t think it would pass inspection” - @Zach

5:37 PM

we need ENERGY

"All I know is that they have dollar signs in their name." - @Jeff

“I cut this value in half!” - ~~@Phil Swift~~ @Zach (edited)

"Why write pseudocode when you could write... code!"

"I wish that I could have a staring contest with a desktop application" - @Isaiah

"Finish Regret and Wally programming" - @seth

12:07 PM

"I don't have any brain cells left to lose" @Max

“The government isn’t real, it was created by the government”

“Every time the robot runs, you flip a coin; if it’s heads, it works, it’s tails, it skids” - @Isaiah

“IMYou! You!” @Zach

Zach

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"I'm sorry, but we are experiencing technical difficulties at this time. For more info, go to our website, overclockedftc.com, or call us at <insert phone number here>. We are currently working on the issue and should be fully functional soon. Please try again later. Goodbye." (edited)

"indescribable noise" @Alex

“That sure is a cable” - @seth

6:28 PM

Zach smiles and Intently holds up drill, going at full speed - @Zach

"You're just slowly training Zach for the Finding Things world championship." @Alex

6:33 PM

"We need to square it and square root it." @Alex "Why not just use the absolute value function?" @Zach "No, absolute value is for wimps" @Alex

6:34 PM

"I can ban you all" @Isaiah

"Do you like my abs()?" - @Zach

Zach

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It reminded me of this "S"

6:47 PM

"REMOVE THE INSECT" - @Max (edited)

6:49 PM

"We should have FTC Battle Royale" - @Isaiah

6:53 PM

insect removal

Zach

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"I'm going to do it again!" "NO!!!!!!!! You're scaring me" @Max @Zach

6:56 PM

"If you just stopped making code, you would no longer make bugs" - @Alex

6:57 PM

"Managers hate this sneaky snitch™️" - @Alex

6:59 PM

"If you have enough space, it's not a problem" - @peteypoo

6:59 PM

"Look, I've downloaded half the Internet!" - @Jeff

One more of those and you'll have your own Internet

"Alex your hat is on the floor." @Max "I know, don't kill it." @Alex

7:12 PM

"What even is a bajillion?" @Max "A little less than a Brazilian." @peteypoo "Wait, a Brazilian is someone from Brazil" @Max "That's what they want you to think." @peteypoo

7:18 PM

"Trigonometry Man" idk (edited)

7:18 PM

"Geometry Jeff" @Alex

7:19 PM

"'" @Isaiah

7:40 PM

"Look me in the eye and tell me Overclocked doesn't have issues." @Max

7:46 PM

“HDMDIE” @seth

"You are you" @Zach

“I dunno, if we click the poll we might get banned” @Alex

“Is there a rule against nuclear power?” @Lucas

“Soccer or soccer?” @Alex “…the one that is the sport” @Amy

“Now I want to drink oil” - @seth

5:30 PM

"It's the remote or your soul!" @Max

“Remotes R Us” - @Alex

"It's compatible if you try hard enough!' - @Alex

“No! You inderectly broke it in the first place!” (edited)

"You're the one who indirectly broke it in the first place!" - @Zach

11:05 AM

Get your quotes without later modifications. Contact Isaiah Quotes Inc. for more info. Terms and regulations may apply. (edited)

You had the unfair advantage. I was typing with my thumbs

"Were just not using it for that pacific thing" - @Zach

Max

You had the unfair advantage. I was typing with my thumbs

I see you don't take coming prepared seriously.

The postseason projects: https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/aBbaefZUTHobKR3cTS1AgXBNd9nTYYSZLje_2oGZp40/https/media.tenor.com/JG9-sqzIMgQAAAPo/work-files-filing-cabinet.mp4\

Zach

The postseason projects: https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/aBbaefZUTHobKR3cTS1AgXBNd9nTYYSZLje_2oGZp40/https/media.tenor.com/JG9-sqzIMgQAAAPo/work-files-filing-cabinet.mp4\

I see we'll be busy.

5:25 PM

The post season projects be like:

“The middle aged cow catcher?” - @Max

"Official descriptive description" @Max

“It was the old young version” - @Alex

“Zip ties” - someone “Slip ties” @Sue “Clip ties” @Max

“Wire management? What’s that?” @Max “where you wrap the wires around the wheels” @Jeff

“Nelson is out to get you” @Sue

“No! Not the eyeballs!” @Alex (edited)

?

Zach

“No! Not the eyeballs!” @Alex (edited)

I see I missed a lot.

“What’s a front door?” @Max

"It isn't giffing! Why isn't it giffing!?" @Max

"We're in the donut cult everyone!" - @Max

11:48 AM

“I think my spit quality is waning” - @Alex

Others are following suite.

Whom

8:40 PM

@Isaiah

Max

Whom

My friend. He noticed my bio, and i told him to join the donut cult, he must to the same.

Nice

"How is your beefifying going?" - @Zach "Pretty beefifying" - @Alex

"We need to porkify" - @Alex

Sadly our website doesn't work on the nintendo 3ds

Even worse than having to support IE

8:34 PM

I would argue that it does work, you can read the text at least

that is true

Our new website won’t be any better

8:35 PM

The big things that appear to be unsupported are flexbox and css variables. Two things that the new site has more of (edited)

oh ok

Lucas

Sadly our website doesn't work on the nintendo 3ds

Try it on the switch

8:37 PM

Or any other consoles I have

8:37 PM

*you

sadly there is no web browser on switch

You’re right

8:38 PM

My bad (edited)

“What if we put a small explosive in our robot?” - @Max

“How many rules are there?” @Max “Yes.” @Zach

“the land mine is detonated” - @peteypoo

“Some might say, 15 megaburgers?” - @Alex

5:29 PM

“It comes from TNT Pizza” - @Max

“The acrylic box experience!” @Lucas

"One came from a puzzle store, and the other one was for old people." - @Sue

"This is banned-aid, I'm aiding the banned." @Sue

"Hi, we're better than the aquabots." @Alex

“Ellipsoid office” - @Alex

5^5^5 (edited)

“There’s this little thing… Oh hey it’s one of those watches with the little thing!” @Max (edited)

5:36 PM

“My toes are very flexible” @Alex

“Welcome to hell” @Isaiah

“We’re listening to mariokart music to help us study/work FAST.”

“ ISAIAH!…”x3

"I keep running into CHEEEEEEESE"

“Do you have something g against cheese?” @myarosemary “I DO” @seth

8:14 PM

“We love center of mass” @Alex

so close

“why is my code not breaking?” - @Alex (edited)

Wait is there a meeting today?

No, Alex is testing FancyTelemetry

Ah, ok

Zach

No, Alex is testing FancyTelemetry

Tell him to add me to the fusion team

I sent you an invite

Ok

Alex

I sent you an invite

How do I join?

there should be a link in your email

Ok

The programmers making the game: “it’s an arcade game, they’ll never get this much money!” The programmers playing the game: “let’s get it to integer limit!”

So it’s that evennnnnnnnnnnt? - @Isaiah

“Would this robot abuse you?” @Zach

5:39 PM

“Yes, it would verbally abuse you, entirely vocorded.” @seth

“The goal of the challenge is to turn off the internet; the best DDOS will win” @seth

“It’s a robber. Don’t worry about it.” @Jeff

"Work harder not smarter"

@Isaiah "everything is walnut wood"

@Zach I literally have nothing to gain from stealing Isiah's phone. I'm not like the FBI or something

@Alex "Just drag it better"

@Alex Not 2 millimeters! 2 millimeters!

@Alex "1 by 270 by 3/16 by steel by no by 4"

“That’s what you do! PAINT! PAINT!” @Zach

“You have to type commands using the things you need to type! This is outrageous!” @Isaiah

“All I heard was murder.” @seth

"Are our customers dead? I thought not. then they can't test it!" @seth

"I didn't realize Mac was so bloodthirsty!" @Isaiah

“Its like Laser coffee” @Isaiah

"I don't know why it disapears, but it does. That's how programming goes" - @Zach, while working on a desmos graph

“We have team 8363827 from a remote point in the Oirt cloud!…” @Alex

Just a normal, everyday Overclocked meeting

That still makes me worried

"No retro game consoles were harmed during the taking of this picture." at least as far as we know...

“Are you guys hearing me ok?” @Zach “What?” @Alex

“STEM is Key!” @Zach

7:35 PM

“I am the best paper airplane” @Zev

"Who likes doing math...? ...I actually do it pretty often, it's quite fun." @Alex

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"14 minutes until the end of practice" @Alex

"Don't have no eyelids, it's not good for your health." @Max

“We’re turning an AprilTag into a map of Europe.” @Max (edited)

Is that big enough

For now…

Jeff

Is that big enough

No

“Building purists don’t want you this simple hack!” @Alex

"Our repo is under martial law" @Zach

10:05 AM

"He has an A! For..." @Sue "Awesome!" @Sue @Isaiah

"Introducing the Hand Chopping Off Experience™!" @Zach (edited)

"You said some words, and there were words." @Max

"This is some great Greek Yogurt over here" @Max

"Guys robots aren't real, they were created by FTC to spy on us and make sure we follow Gracious Professionalism" @Max

"You made a murder bot!" @peteypoo

I saw this today at the conference, I am sure it is not spying on us. On their site (https://www.anybotics.com/) they say "removing workers from hazardous areas" so they are definitely helping us... Or is it ensuring I was being a gracious professional away from the Alexa's at the house? Hmmm...

(edited)

Kosmas

ANYbotics | Autonomous Legged Robots for Industrial Inspection

ANYbotics provides autonomous legged robots for industrial applications to provide high availability and reliability in automated routine inspections.

“I’ve got to make more threats” @malone

“I predict many pushes in your future” @Isaiah

"Mac user vs. Windows user... A battle as old as time..." @Max (edited)

"That's not Middle you bad namer!" @Zach (to himself)

"Should we update this with updating?" @Zach

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"so he built a prototype. . " - Engineering Portfolio (edited)

6:40 PM

“As with any problem, assume it is fixed” @Zev

"We're like reverse geese." @Alex

“I’m not available, I’m busy with FTC” @Zev during an FTC meeting

"We're going to sort tiny screws!" @Alex "Yay." (nonenthusiatstically) @Zach @malone @Zev

thats a tiny screw!

simultaneously "3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820... YES! I know more pi than you!" @Max simultaneously "3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510..." @Zev (edited)

"I'm gonna multiple-ly divisible-ize you!" @Sue

6:32 PM

"Scissors are too dangerous, we only have knives," @Zev

6:34 PM

"It's the 'FIRST Tech FTC Robotics challenge' challenge" @Max

"You have 3 wishes. What is your first wish?" "All angles are 130 degree angles" "Your wish is granted" universe proceeds to die in flames "What is your second wish?" "Was that in radians?"

7:04 PM

"Every image is a zip bomb if you try hard enough"

"There, I fixed it. I hit it with pliers" - @Sue

“We now have lalone and mucas”

New FTC season looks wild.

Alex

New FTC season looks wild.

WATER GAME

In all seriousness, that does not look very graciously professional

Everyone actually seemed pretty gracious and professional

I take it the aquabots were not there

no